March 2012
i swear workaholics is the absolute best show on tv right now and if you disagree youre just straight up wrong fight me
i just caught up to the walking dead
holy fucking shit rick is such a baller shot-caller
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I’ve always disliked the point for overtime/shootout loss thing but it makes me extra pissed when I realize that Vancouver would be four points behind us if they didn’t have eight loser points
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eberlestoned420 replied to your post: pittsburgh won chicago won and st louis will…
the oilers are going to WIN jusT WAtCH cRIES
i would love it dearly if the oilers won
pittsburgh won chicago won and st louis will probably win i cant deal with this gay shit
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kuraissocatslike asked: i had saw you posted and so i went to your blog because oh i wonder what matts posted today then my mom walks in and BAM PENIS on your blog and she was just like 'oh.'
the real similarity to pierre mcguire and that particular penis i found through google is that they both love being up players’ asses
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violentdeke:
MATTTTTTTT
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toralei replied to your post: when you peel the warning/barcode sticker off of…
eucalyptus oil is good at getting that stuff off
good thing i have like twelve bottles of that laying around my room right
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brendostache asked: wow you really like parrots
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when you peel the warning/barcode sticker off of something and it comes off alright for a second or two but rips at the halfway point and leaves just sticky paper that you cant really get off
who is bon iver
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broki:
i should have known matt would know who that hocky dude was hmmmmmmm
most everyone knows who clint malarchuk is after the jugular incident
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i dont know which blog is worse besthockeyderps or nhl player lookalikes or w/e its called
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toralei asked: there was this really hot guy that everyone loved who had heterochromia at my hs who i did bird banding with in panama but he was really shy and so as favor (asked by his friends) some of my friends and i asked to dance with him at prom (he was really good at breakdancing??) and he got offended and pushed me on the floor
im max scherzer and my heterochromia is more attention-grabbing than my ERA
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MATTY YOUR ICON DFSJK
rum—ham:
pyralspite:
MATTY YOUR ICON DFSJK
lidstrom:
the thing about max scherzer is he can be looking at you in any way and it’s automatically crazy eyes
he could be calmly discussing the differences in kant’s and hume’s views on morality, but if you just looked at his eyes, it’d be like he’s saying “I EAT BAAAABIEEEES!!!!”
SCHERZER’S FHASJKLAF
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lidstrom replied to your post: lidstrom replied to your post: josh your icon im…
it’s from this photoset i reblogged earlier in the day, idk if you saw it. max scherzer’s is fucking ridiculous
no i haven’t let me see IT
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lidstrom replied to your post: josh your icon im having a stroke
josh your icon im having a stroke
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